Sunday, February 22, 2015

ADVERTISEMENT.

Hey, YOU!
Yes, YOU! The person sitting right here! The person reading these letters and words! YOU!
How would YOU like to sign up for the wonderful, most stupendous, greatest ever ...
NET NEUTRAL INTERNET?!
Just think about it! You'll have fair pricing, fair coverage, actually usable customer service that doesn't blatantly lie to you (thanks, Comcast), and most of all...
... UN-THROTTLED SERVICE!
Now you won't have to count your lucky stars whenever you're able to get Netflix to stream properly, listen to the music you like on Spotify, being able to access any webpage you so desire at blazing fast speeds!
But there is a caveat.
One, tiny, little, microscopic caveat.
Net neutral Internet is at STAKE!
You could see a world haunted by throttled Internet forcing you to divulge your news from FOX News, a place where you must buy everything and anything from Amazon (even when it's cheaper on camelcamelcamel), and so many more Internet HORRORS!
How do we stop this from happening?!
Write to your local senator to uphold the FCC's ruling on Net Neutrality today!
THE FATE OF THE INTERNET IS IN YOUR HANDS!

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